I just saw this on the ajc and died laughing. I thought the article was about his top 5 dream crushes, since a large pic of Jessica Simpson was the grabtag. Clearly, I was mistaken – its his top 5 dream golf mates. The only girl to make the cut is the aforementioned Daisy Duke. Hopefully this is the clean version for print or I’m gonna seriously start worrying about this kid.
Here it is….
Georgia quarterback Matthew Stafford gives us the folks he’d recruit for his dream golf foursome:
1. Tiger Woods. He’d have to give me about 10 strokes a side.
2. UGA quarterback coach Mike Bobo and his kids. I’m just kidding, but I probably shouldn’t say that.
3. Jessica Simpson. I would teach her to play. She’s not too old for me, is she? She lives 15 minutes away from me in Texas.
4. John Elway. He’d probably kill me.
5. Will Ferrell. He’s hilarious.
Seriously, I hope to God Matt gets a girlfriend. Soon.
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Don’t be startin’ rumors. He’s not man-friendly, just spoons when he’s shit-faced.
I do agree though, there could’ve been another of the female persuasion on that list. And Jessica Simpson is not the first one that comes to mind. Charlize Theron and Catherine Zeta Jones should easily make the cut.
–Bill
I’m surprised that Auburn chick didn’t make the list. It still kills me – of all the beautiful Georgia girls, and he hooks up with a barner??