The Study Of The White People February 22, 2008
I came across this relatively new blog last week, Stuff White People Like, and can’t stop lurking. Sometimes I don’t know whether to laugh or be offended.
My favs so far are:
#2 Hating their parents
#50 Irony
#62 Knowing what’s best for poor people
#67 Standing still at concerts
your blog sucks. I mean that in a constructive way.
please find something else to do with your life
Hey Vince,
People wonder sometimes if it’s easy to rip someone’s ass to shreds with just three sentences to work with. However, I will do so to your comment, and to be honest, you might not enjoy it but everyone else will.
First, what’s so sucky about this blog? Your statement is like my saying “Vince is gay.” Well what makes Vince gay? Is it the fact that he leaves dumbass comments on other people’s blogs randomly with bogus e-mail addresses, or the fact that he loves d*ck? Honestly, both will fit in this case, so I’ll go with the answer of “C: All of the Above…he LOVES the c*ck.” And how does that make you feel Vince?
Secondly, we’ll tackle the “constructive way” sentence. Being constructive means “bringing some type of criticism.” If you’re ready to sit at the table, then you’d better bring something with you. This isn’t charity, you asshat. You don’t get to voice an opinion without having the nuts to back it up. It’s like booing at the Special Olympics. Does it really do anything “constructive?” So, I’ll take that sentence as well and wipe my ass with it.
Lastly, let’s break apart this absolute f*cking epiphany you dropped in saying “please find something else to do with your life.” Well, do you know that she’s not already, for one? I mean this last post was made on Feb. 22. For all you know, she’s won the lottery, ran off into the sunset with some fella named “Pablo” and is currently sipping a margarita in the sun. Or, she could be going to school full time, or becoming a nurse, or becoming an astronaut. The truth is, you have no f*cking clue what she’s doing right now.
Besides, the better question is what the f*ck are YOU doing posting dumbass comments on someone else’s blog at 3:26 in the morning? Last time I checked, CEO’s weren’t doing business in the middle of the night and career counselors generally get off at 5:00 PM, so I’m guessing for you to be up that late you either a) don’t have a job or b) don’t have one worth mentioning.
So whether you’re cramming for the next test you’re going to fail or getting ready to unload some boxes at your $5.75/hr job, you should probably just go ahead and shut the f*ck up before you get in a pissing contest that you’re bound to lose.
And I got all of that out of just three sentences…think about what could’ve happened if you would’ve actually been dumb enough to leave a REAL comment?
– Kit