WLOCP started early… October 23, 2007

…for Knowshon Moreno and Matt Stafford. Apparently they needed a break from the playbook during the bye week and partied with some trashy lookin’ Ole Miss girls. Seriously, wouldn’t you think they would attract a better class of groupie by now? When I was at Georgia, Bobo and Quincy were never this hard-up! I’m just sayin’.  

Whatever. I can understand the guys partying; I sure as hell did. I even expect it. Hell, it’s Athens, Georgia not Provo, Utah. UGA earned its #5 party school reputation honestly -we’re not training future Missionaries here.

What I can’t understand though, is why the hell they willingly pose for pictures at the scene of the crime?? AGAIN! Remember ‘dega Matt?

  

Destroy the evidence dumbass!

Seriously? THIS is the best you can get?

At least the bottle of Beam isn’t in Knowshon’s hands

  

Thank God facebook & myspace didn’t exist when I was at UGA! 

What’s hysterical to me though is the irony of timing. If you read today’s Dogbytes from the ABH, you saw the story on Knowshon……being a role model. I kid you not. This is my favorite quote from Knowshon:

“Now that people are watching you and you’re a role model, you just have to watch things you do.”

There’s nothing worse than having your own words come back to bite you in the ass. I know from years of personal experience.

Things every girl should know about drinking August 18, 2007

This is dedicated to Christina and Amy… remind me of this list the next time we decide to drown our sorrows.  

1. Chocolate Martinis are hella good and cure the craving for a swiss chocolate binge.

2. Gin & Tonics always taste better when chased with a Marlboro Light.

3. Lime garnishes matter.

4. Pick-up lines from random guys get more cheesy & pathetic as the night rolls on.

5. Bombay Sapphire rocks.

6. Frozen Margaritas are for amateurs.

7. That Sangria means “bloodletting” is more of a cautionary note than a simple fact.

8. There is nothing sexy or even remotely attractive about attempting karaoke when you cannot stand without assistance from your friends.

9. When a guy tells you he really is interested in listening to you blather on about what a shitty girlfriend you are, what he really means is “I just want to get in your pants.”

10. Don’t attempt to “do the dare” after more than 3 hours of non-stop shots, you’ll only succeed at making an ass out of yourself.

11. Not everyone likes a drunk dial at 2 in the morning. Sorry Bill!

12. There is no upside to shots of whiskey before downing a Michelob Light.

13. Furthermore, instead of trying to remember whether its ”beer before liquor” or the other way around, just do yourself a favor and stick to one or the other.

14. If you’re the first one to offer starting the tab, get drunk quickly & forget its your card still at the bar… then you deserve exactly what’s coming to you.

15. Instead of taking that 8th shot of Cuervo, one could just calmly walk into the street, lie down, & wait.  

16. For God’s sakes, be smart…always destroy the photographic evidence.